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| I know I never get on xanga anymore and no one ever comes here to read, but I have to tell somebody.
Yesterday some guys came to take our best tree away. Hurricane Ike really beat it up, so we had to put it down. It is really sad. Now our yard is all full of sunlight, which you would think would be nice..........but it isn't. We loved the shade that HUGE tree provided. Our yard will never be the same again. Plus the ground has a bunch of ruts from them driving back and forth with their backhoe thing.
THIS SUCKS!
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| If that's not worth putting on Xanga then I don't know what is. Here is the story... The other day, on my short summer break, I googled me...you k,onw you've done it too. Well...I didn't have to look very long before I found someone who likes my name so much that he made it into his band's name. He has a site on myspace, and crappy midi music to go along with it. I still don't know how he came up with the name, but I sent him a message asking where he got it...you know, since it's actually mine. I may sue him for product infringement. Anyway...check it out...and if you have a myspace account, then message him and ask him why he stole my name. Here is the link www.myspace.com/maxtonroy Comment thoughts and especially if you actually sent him a message. | | |
| I woke up today feeling pretty good and having a lot to do. Well, as usual, I stumbled around the house for about an hour before actually doing anything productive. Well...by the time that hour passed I had the worst headache ever. I mean, it was bad, and if I'd never seen my mom with a migraine...or hospitalized people with migraines, then I would call it a migraine...but I'm sure it wasn't. Anyway...only 2 people in my life have been sick lately (besides the 17,548 patients at the hospital). SUSPECT NUMBER 1: Judith
Allegedly has been fighting pneumonia for the passed 2 weeks or so. The doctor also suspects it might be mono. We were suppose to have dinner with Jude and her husband yesterday, but we didn't. None the less...I DID talk to her for about 10 minutes on the phone. We haven't learned much about mono (or the kissing disease to you laypersons) in school, but if you think about it...being on the phone is like whispering in someone's ear. So Judith was breathing all over me yesterday. SUSPECT NUMBER 2: Buster
This scenario is rediculous if you think about it. Buster has been sick for 3 days with the common dog cold...runny nose and what-not. For those of you who aren't very observant...it's a DOG cold. It's for DOGS!! I can't get a DOG cold. I get PEOPLE colds. I get HOMO colds...no wait...or is it SAPIEN colds. OH WELL...the point is that Buster can't give me is cold. THE END...Judith, you got me sick, and now you owe me one. And if you don't agree I will tak you to court and sue you for two. You know, one more for emotional damages. | | |
| And now, a list of my favorite quotes...you should say them to people...especially in professional settings So's your face!
thank you scrubs I do what I want.
thank you...me What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap...(turning thumbs toward self)...Bob Kelso.
you can put your name in place of Bob Kelso, but you gotta give the man his credit...he's the chief of F-ing medicine.
 That's how I roll!!
thank you hip-hop world Give me my money back you B*#%#...and don't forget my black t-shirt
thank you Ben Folds I like to poop...I don't know why I just told you that.
thank you Erica from school UP YOURS!!
thank you Renata for actually using this one in a professional setting I hope that helps you further your careers and social lives.
What's you favorite quote ever in the whole entire world? | | |
| Apparently, the Xanga team misses me. I feel so loved... Anyway...I finally have something worth writing about. This week I have been on ICU rotation, and today 4 people coded (tried to die) in the little time that I was there. I watched 2 of the codes (1 win, 1 loss), was busy for another (1 loss), and got to actually perform CPR on the last!! It was pretty surreal! CPR is like a big joke to nursing students because it's the first thing we learned (having to know it before even starting the program) and the one thing we never get to use. Well today was my day, boys and girls. The scene looked lke this....
**note** Gilbert = my RN, Dr. Asian = MD who's name I can't remember who ran the code, by the way, Dr. Asian also let me help put in an arterial line...by far the best MD I've worked with. Overhead speaker: Code blue, MICU...Code blue, MICU.
Gilbert (finishes suctioning patients lungs): I guess we should go help with that.
walk in...Gilbert jumps in, Roy stand in furthest corner (I have perfected this move during procedures...helps me stay out of the way so I don't get kicked out). Staff people are oddly cheerful, during this serious time. The guys are making fun of each other because the computer says when they don't do a compression exactly to specifications. Gilbert: Get in here, Roy.
I put some gloves on in a hurry, and turn to the other nursing student and say "learn by doing...learn by doing"
I started doing compressions, and the guys started making fun of one of Gilbert because my compressions were better than his.
Dr. Asian: How long has it been since the last epi (a drug)
random nurse: 12 minutes.
Dr. Asian: that's it, let's call it.
random nurse: 12:15
Dr. Asian: Sorry Mr. J_______ (name has been deleted due to HIPPA law) in summary: 1 more loss. Sorry Mr. J. | | |
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